Hiya!
Everyone loves jokes, jokes are a day-to-day thing in most peoples lives.. we can't live without jokes! They make us laugh, laugh… oh, and laugh!
We want to bring the laughter here to Puhekupla with classic joke Friday!
Okay, I've got one, ready?
What did the baby corn say to the mumma corn?
…where's popcorn?
Hahahahha! *lols*
We'd love to hear your funniest, simplest jokes that you've got.. so all you've gotta do is use the comment feature at the bottom of this article to joke. Keep the joke short and simple, but make it hilariously funny. Try to think up your own jokes, instead of taking them from the Internet.
We'll pick the funniest jokes and reward those users with a special "i love ur jokes" badge.
Waaait, I have another joke for you!!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Vera
Vera Who?
Vera few people think these jokes are funny……..aww, *sadface*
Deadline for this competition is Wednesday the 20th of March.
By Vado, Community Manager
Update 22nd March
Users who will receive badges (soon):
zenda
Luke367
sh3llsh3ll
Reestv
Joorren
Bauke
7 replies on “Classic Joke Friday”
[i]"Hey! What do you want for your B-day?"
"Something that goes from 0 to 100 in 1 second."
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[b]On the Birthday:[/b]
*Opens the gift* [i]"A scale?"
"Yeah! Just get on it"[/i]
How do you make a hot dog stand?
[i]
Steal its chair.[/i] :P
Apparently the horsemeat scandal has spread to B&Q. Yep, the floors apparently have [b]lamb-in-it[/b] (laminate).
[b] Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill![/b]
[i]Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks?
A: A firequacker![/i]
[b]Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning. [/b]
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they're always a little short.
*Knock knock*
*Who's there?*'
*Joe mama*
*Joe mama who?*
*It's Impossible your mom can eat banana!*
Why do birds fly south in winter?
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[i]It's way too far to walk.[/i]